Did you hear the Islamic music group who covered "I've Got You Babe?"
Sunni and Shia.
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
Sleigh-er.
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Well I am.
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
There is no cure.
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
LED Zeppelin.
My band only plays dog whistles.
You've probably never heard us.