I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
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