I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
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