Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
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