This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
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