After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
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