Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
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