What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
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