I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
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