The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
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