Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
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