What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
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