I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
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