Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
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