My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
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