Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
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