I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
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