What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
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