Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
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