Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
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