Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
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