Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
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