What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
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