What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
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