What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
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