My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
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