Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
"Time to wine down."
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
"On cloud wine."
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
"No wine left behind."