Wine Puns

Welcome! This is a place for humor connoisseurs! Only the most fine, fresh WINE PUNS here for our most select members!

Wine Puns

"Read between the wines."
"No wine left behind."
"Great minds drink alike."
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
"Partners in wine."
"I mead more wine."
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
"You are so bottlefull to me."
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.