Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
"Partners in wine."
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
"Back that glass up."
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
"No wine left behind."
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
"Will you accept this rosé?"
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
"Say you'll be wine."
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
"Time to wine down."
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
"On cloud wine."
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
"I make pour decisions."
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
"I mead more wine."
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
"Great minds drink alike."
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
"It's wine o'clock."
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
"Here for the right riesling."
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
"Be kind, re-wine."
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
"Alcohol you later."
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
"Another glass? Wine not?!"