"Time to wine down."
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
"Alcohol you later."
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
"I mead more wine."
"Read between the wines."
What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
Party Host: Would you like to try some mulled wine?
Party Guest: I'll have to think it over...
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
"You had me at merlot."
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
"Rosé all day."
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
"Great minds drink alike."
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
"Say you'll be wine."
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
"On cloud wine."
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
"No wine left behind."
"Will you accept this rosé?"
Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!