What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.