What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.