What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.