What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.