What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.