What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”