What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.