What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.