What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.