What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.