What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.