What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.