What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.