What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!