I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.