I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.