What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.