What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"