Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.