Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.