Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea