What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.