The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."