Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!