A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.