Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.