When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.