Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.