When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.