Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.