Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!