A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.