A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.