I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.