The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.