One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".