If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.