Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?