I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.