I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.