I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.