I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.