When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.