If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.