When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.