Soup Puns

These soup puns are soup-er fun.

Soup Puns

What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"