My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.