I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!