Soup Puns

These soup puns are soup-er fun.

Soup Puns

If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.