What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.