After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.