Soup Puns

These soup puns are soup-er fun.

Soup Puns

What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.