Pizza Puns

Pizza, the food of champions (and ninja turtles)! This is where you'll find the funniest pizza puns online!

Pizza Puns

What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
You and I make a deluxe combo.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”

…and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should have used aloha temperature.
What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
Join us for a slice of fun.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.