What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.