Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.