What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should have used aloha temperature.
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!