I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!