Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.