What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
You and I make a deluxe combo.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.