You and I make a deluxe combo.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.