What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
You and I make a deluxe combo.
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”
…and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.