What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should have used aloha temperature.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
You and I make a deluxe combo.
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”
…and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”