Pizza Puns

Pizza, the food of champions (and ninja turtles)! This is where you'll find the funniest pizza puns online!

Pizza Puns

What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
You and I make a deluxe combo.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.