What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.