What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.