One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!