The pineapple is pining for the summer.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.