An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.