What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.