What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.