Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.