The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.