What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!