Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.