What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!