Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.