What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.