What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.