What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.