In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.