When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.