What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.