A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.