The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.