What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
One should always practice what they peach.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'