An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
One should always practice what they peach.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.