At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.