After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.