At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.