What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef!
If you're in a food fight, always throw peas. We need to give peas a chance.
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes.
What do you call chick peas in a cavern?
Humus Sapiens
Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy?
A: Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea!
I found my son sleeping in a pile of peas. May he rest in peas.
Did you hear about the audio drama about peas?
It’s a pod-cast
What do you call two peas in a pod?
Peepee
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'
I went to an English camping party with some vegetables. We stayed in a tea-pea.
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.