Q: Why did the pea sell his car?
A: The back seat didn’t have enough legume.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
I lost one pea from my plate at dinner the other day. It was an escape-pea.
The chickpea wrote a book, but he didn't release it until after his death. He wanted to do it post-hummusly.
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
What's the motto of vegetables? Don't worry, pea happy.
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.
I went to see a beet poet the other day. There were lots of hip peas there.
What do you get with surprise peas?
Wet legs
If you throw your peas in the sky you get air pods.
My dad tried to put peas into an orange once. It didn't appeal to me.
If you're in a food fight, always throw peas. We need to give peas a chance.
To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.