My wife won't let me become a bean farmer. Why won't she just let me work in peas!
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Q: How do you make a blueberry?
A: You strangle a pea.
What's the motto of vegetables? Don't worry, pea happy.
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
What do you get with surprise peas?
Wet legs
"I'll be right back, I need to go for a pea," said the fruit during the interval.
My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.
Vegetarians can't eat anything with beans in. They don't eat food with a pulse.
Q: Did you hear about the pea that changed careers?
A: He went into a different field!
My sister's trying to get famous. She'll never make it, she's just a wanna-pea.
Mr. Pea never did any work and yet always looked down on the other vegetables. He was a real peas of work.
I stopped eating pea soup. I gave it up for lentil.
Me and my sister used to be like peas in a pod, but recently she's become too snap-pea.