I stopped eating pea soup. I gave it up for lentil.
My mum makes peas for every meal. I'm sick of her reci-peas.
My sister's trying to get famous. She'll never make it, she's just a wanna-pea.
The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
If you want to ask someone to borrow their peas, you have to say pea-lease.
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
Hundreds of chickpeas were found dead the other day. The police say it's a hummuside.
I gave my toddler peas for the first time. He wasn't very hap-pea.
Mr. Pea never did any work and yet always looked down on the other vegetables. He was a real peas of work.
Q: What do you call an angry pea?
A: Grum-pea!
I like fried chickpeas, but I shouldn't eat them. Every time I do I falafel.
I went to an English camping party with some vegetables. We stayed in a tea-pea.
What's the motto of vegetables? Don't worry, pea happy.
My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.