I told my dad I wanted world peace. He said whirled peas sounded horrible.
My sister's trying to get famous. She'll never make it, she's just a wanna-pea.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef!
The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
Once I got peas stuck in my ear. I had to make people re-pea-t themselves.
I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
"I'll be right back, I need to go for a pea," said the fruit during the interval.
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
The chickpea wrote a book, but he didn't release it until after his death. He wanted to do it post-hummusly.
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
Did you know that humans started out as peas? That's why we're called homosa-pea-ns.
Hundreds of chickpeas were found dead the other day. The police say it's a hummuside.
If you throw your peas in the sky you get air pods.
What's the motto of vegetables? Don't worry, pea happy.