I went to an English camping party with some vegetables. We stayed in a tea-pea.
Hundreds of chickpeas were found dead the other day. The police say it's a hummuside.
Q: What made the green pea turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
I almost got a world record for having the most peas up my nose but sadly I blew it.
I sat on some peas in the car. It was a bumpea ride.
I stopped eating pea soup. I gave it up for lentil.
Q: Why do peas dislike noisy eaters?
A: Because they want peas and quiet.
My sister's trying to get famous. She'll never make it, she's just a wanna-pea.
Did you know that humans started out as peas? That's why we're called homosa-pea-ns.
Lots of peas work as spies. Espea-onage is very common.
What's the motto of vegetables? Don't worry, pea happy.
What do you find when you swallow peas whole?
Inner peas
Q: What do you call an angry pea?
A: Grum-pea!
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'