I went to an English camping party with some vegetables. We stayed in a tea-pea.
Did you know that humans started out as peas? That's why we're called homosa-pea-ns.
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'
My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.
Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the green pea farm?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
There was an announcement on the news the other day, we've finally achieved world peas.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
My mum made a chocolate bar out of peas. I asked if she could snap a peas off for me.
The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
Q: Why did the pea sell his car?
A: The back seat didn’t have enough legume.
Q: What do you call two peas in a pod?
A: Peepee.
Q: Why were the two green pea plants so close?
A: They had deep roots.
I told my dad I wanted world peace. He said whirled peas sounded horrible.