If you're in a food fight, always throw peas. We need to give peas a chance.
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.
You make me hap-pea, we're like two peas in a pod.
Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the green pea farm?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
I made a pie with a can of peas in. Pea-can pie. It didn't taste how I imagined.
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy?
A: Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea!
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
Q: Why did the pea sell his car?
A: The back seat didn’t have enough legume.
I almost got a world record for having the most peas up my nose but sadly I blew it.
I just finished the Mona Lisa made from vegetables. It's a masterpeas.
Q: Why were the two green pea plants so close?
A: They had deep roots.