The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
Sometimes a pea starts acting like a diva. We call them a pea-Madonna.
I found my son sleeping in a pile of peas. May he rest in peas.
I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
I've written a book about a very grumpy British pea farmer, it's called "Mind your peas and queues."
I stopped eating pea soup. I gave it up for lentil.
Hundreds of chickpeas were found dead the other day. The police say it's a hummuside.
Vegetarians can't eat anything with beans in. They don't eat food with a pulse.
The chickpea wrote a book, but he didn't release it until after his death. He wanted to do it post-hummusly.
I made a pie with a can of peas in. Pea-can pie. It didn't taste how I imagined.
My wife won't let me become a bean farmer. Why won't she just let me work in peas!
I like fried chickpeas, but I shouldn't eat them. Every time I do I falafel.
My sister's trying to get famous. She'll never make it, she's just a wanna-pea.
I told my dad I wanted world peace. He said whirled peas sounded horrible.
There was an announcement on the news the other day, we've finally achieved world peas.
What's the motto of vegetables? Don't worry, pea happy.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
If you want to ask someone to borrow their peas, you have to say pea-lease.
I went to an English camping party with some vegetables. We stayed in a tea-pea.
You make me hap-pea, we're like two peas in a pod.
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Me and my sister used to be like peas in a pod, but recently she's become too snap-pea.
My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.
I hate lentils but I love peas. They're more ap-peas-ing to my pealate.
My dad tried to put peas into an orange once. It didn't appeal to me.
I gave my toddler peas for the first time. He wasn't very hap-pea.
I just finished the Mona Lisa made from vegetables. It's a masterpeas.
"I'll be right back, I need to go for a pea," said the fruit during the interval.
I went to see a beet poet the other day. There were lots of hip peas there.
My mum makes peas for every meal. I'm sick of her reci-peas.
Once I got peas stuck in my ear. I had to make people re-pea-t themselves.
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
Q: What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?
A: Peas on earth!
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
I sat on some peas in the car. It was a bumpea ride.
I lost one pea from my plate at dinner the other day. It was an escape-pea.
"Can I get some peas and quiet?!" shouted the pea dad angrily.
Mr. Pea never did any work and yet always looked down on the other vegetables. He was a real peas of work.
I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.
Lots of peas work as spies. Espea-onage is very common.
Did you know that humans started out as peas? That's why we're called homosa-pea-ns.
If you're in a food fight, always throw peas. We need to give peas a chance.