If you throw your peas in the sky you get air pods.
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
My mum made a chocolate bar out of peas. I asked if she could snap a peas off for me.
Lots of peas work as spies. Espea-onage is very common.
What do you get with surprise peas?
Wet legs
To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
Sometimes a pea starts acting like a diva. We call them a pea-Madonna.
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
I went to an English camping party with some vegetables. We stayed in a tea-pea.
I found my son sleeping in a pile of peas. May he rest in peas.
What's the motto of vegetables? Don't worry, pea happy.
If you want to ask someone to borrow their peas, you have to say pea-lease.
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
What do you find when you swallow peas whole?
Inner peas
Q: Why did the pea sell his car?
A: The back seat didn’t have enough legume.
I've written a book about a very grumpy British pea farmer, it's called "Mind your peas and queues."
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
Q: Why were the two green pea plants so close?
A: They had deep roots.
Q: What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?
A: Peas on earth!
There was an announcement on the news the other day, we've finally achieved world peas.
I told my dad I wanted world peace. He said whirled peas sounded horrible.
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
Q: What made the green pea turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
I like fried chickpeas, but I shouldn't eat them. Every time I do I falafel.
Q: Why do peas dislike noisy eaters?
A: Because they want peas and quiet.
I gave my toddler peas for the first time. He wasn't very hap-pea.
I went to see a beet poet the other day. There were lots of hip peas there.
My dad tried to put peas into an orange once. It didn't appeal to me.
Q: Did you hear about the pea that changed careers?
A: He went into a different field!
I lost one pea from my plate at dinner the other day. It was an escape-pea.
Tonight my wife was making dinner and she was using some fresh peas. She dropped some on the floor.
My 4 year old said “mummy, you’ve pee’d on the floor”
Needless to say I was in stitches.
What do you call two peas in a pod?
Peepee
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
My mum makes peas for every meal. I'm sick of her reci-peas.
"Can I get some peas and quiet?!" shouted the pea dad angrily.
You make me hap-pea, we're like two peas in a pod.
Did you know that humans started out as peas? That's why we're called homosa-pea-ns.
I hate lentils but I love peas. They're more ap-peas-ing to my pealate.
I sat on some peas in the car. It was a bumpea ride.
Q: Why did peas jump out of an airplane?
A: They wanted to be air pods.
My wife won't let me become a bean farmer. Why won't she just let me work in peas!
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.
I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.
If you're in a food fight, always throw peas. We need to give peas a chance.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.
Me and my sister used to be like peas in a pod, but recently she's become too snap-pea.