What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.