How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.