Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.