The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”