We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.