The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.