The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!