What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.