In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.