Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.