What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.