Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.